The Scimitar of Baron Slaying +3

Best part are the augments:

Know-It-All     Learn all the rules. Even the really obscure ones.  +30% Sense of Self-Importance.
Space Geek     Memorise quotes from fictional science plays.      +90% Damage vs Space Elves
Oh, The Irony  Try desperately hard to make fun of stereotypes. -50% Self Awareness.

Originally published here.